We were outside playing and Harper walked over to lawn mower...

Harper:  I want to ride this.

Me:  I don't think it's working right now, sweetie.

Harper:  Why?

Me:  I think it's out of gas.  (truth!)

Harper:  I get gas.  Mommy, you give me some money?

How in the world does this child even know that she needs money to get gas?!?!?